Satan Exists!
Brian Leiter puckishly posted a link to over 300 Proofs of God's Existence. After reading them quite carefully, I am slowly coming to the conclusion this is satire. In offering a proof of Satan's existence, I, on the other hand, am dead serious: CD & DVD packaging.
Update: I stumbled onto an alleged New Yorker piece by Steve Martin on the subject:
The burning gates of Hell were opened and the designer of CD packaging entered to the Devil's fanfare. "We've been wanting him down here for a long time," The One of Pure Evil said to his infernal minions, "but we decided to wait because he was doing such good work above, wrapping the CDs with cellophane and that sticky tape strip. Ask him to dinner and be sure to invite the computer-manual people too." continued
Update: I stumbled onto an alleged New Yorker piece by Steve Martin on the subject:
The burning gates of Hell were opened and the designer of CD packaging entered to the Devil's fanfare. "We've been wanting him down here for a long time," The One of Pure Evil said to his infernal minions, "but we decided to wait because he was doing such good work above, wrapping the CDs with cellophane and that sticky tape strip. Ask him to dinner and be sure to invite the computer-manual people too." continued
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