Accidental loneliness cure?

I think I may have inadvertently stumbled upon a means of combatting loneliness. If you're lonely, if you have nothing to do, if you have no one to talk to, if you sit by the phone like a Basset hound wishing someone would call... then you should consider hosting with Godaddy (and make sure you give them a good number where you can be reached when you register).