Weekly World News, R.I.P.

Sources say the Weekly World News is kaput*, condemning us all to an eternity of wondering about the whereabouts of Bat Boy. Declining circulation was cited as the culprit, but I think we all know the real problem: for the past few years, the real news has continued to encroach on WWN territory.

*Correction for Bat Boy followers: While "The World's Only Reliable Newspaper" is discontinuing its print edition, it will continue in online form: WeeklyWorldNews.Com.