Ripping Yarns

So it goes something like this...

Anna Nicole Smith aka Vickie Lynn Marshall nee Vickie Lynn Hogan died recently leaving behind a daughter, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern whose paternity was ostensibly a fairly simple case of contested paternity between boyfriend Howard K. Stern and ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead until Zsa Zsa Gabor's prince husband, Frederic von Anhalt, threw his hat in the paternity ring claiming a long-standing affair with Ms. Smith and failed plans to adopt her into princesshood (overruled by Zsa Zsa) in much the same way von Anhalt himself was adopted in to a royal family while in his thirties by an aging German princess of Anhalt. (Isn't there an age limit on adoption and how many times can the royal baton be passed via adoption?)

Hmmm...

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